Donderdag 22 Mei 2014

mornings...

Mornings... Mornings are Satan's way of getting back at us for hating him! Why anyone would want to get up at 6am to do things is beyond me! 

The only reason you will ever find me awake at 5 or 6 in the morning is when I haven't been to sleep yet, and this is where my line of work comes in perfectly...

I am a manager in a restaurant and only have to be at work at 9am, which probably seems late to everyone else but I feel a day only starts at 12pm! Some people, however, does not care that I get to sleep late and insists on calling me before even the Early Bird has woken to catch any worms. NO, I do not wish to insure my life with your scamming company,NO I do not need to know my horoscope before I've even known what day it is and NO I do not speak all 11 official languages so I highly doubt your looking for me...

Pet peeve numero uno: Calling or messaging me awake or just waking me up for no good reason..

 Good reasons to wake me up: 
1. Someone close to me has died. (Has happened way too much)
2. The house I'm sleeping in is burning down. (I'll care bout your house burning as soon as I wake up,by myself)
3. Someone is trying to break into the house I'm sleeping in. (Still don't particularly careabout yours)
4. 
Nope that's it, only 3 reasons to wake me up,and telling me how your day is going isn't one of them. If you are considering to call me for any other reason I hope you accepted some life insurance from the annoying scammer or at least have a good funeral plan! (I like nice food at funerals you  know).

But now that I am up and the sun is shining I am going to make the best of it and make some peoples lives better by serving the best damn food in this town!!

Ciao.

PS: Just cause I'm up,doesn't mean I'm awake! (This is why I don't drive)



Woensdag 21 Mei 2014

It's me...

Human beings, the only species that can't stop talking about growing up, moving out and living it up in the big fabulous world,just to turn around and bitch about the responsibilities,the challenges and not getting ahead fast enough... Slow down! Take a break,breath and appreciate all the hustle and bustle you so looked forward to while eating the sarmies your mom packed you in pre-school.

Hah! Easier said than done in a world where food, cars, music and trends are moving at the speed of light, not stopping for anything or anyone, while the Earth,this gorgeous planet is deteriorating without ever being seen. Lovely landscaped lawns and pedicured beaches, huts in the forest to get closer to your "inner earth child" and scampering up Mountains to get a glimpse of breathtaking beauty... This is luxury, and we're working our asses off to get to enjoy it!

Hi, I'm Nasha-Leigh Brouwer and this is my first blog,where I will share my days, my sorrows, my funnies and my pet peeves. No bullshit and no sugar coating! Food,wine and good people is what I'm all about and seeing the beauty of things you might miss...

I talk to myself A LOT!! I'm the best conversation I get some days, and I will share all my crazy thoughtswith you! Right now I'm having a little fight with myself,never should have eaten the calamari deep fried and I should have had water instead of ice tea...boohoo little angle but the devil of all things fatty will always win! And who's to say I should give up glorious food for a tighter stomach? Who gives a shit anyways,it's my life and if I have to go out I'll probably go with a glass of wine in the one hand and a piece of steak in the other...mmm steak...

Well, duty calls..
Laters!!